Constance: This message is intended for Miss Connie Chung,
that hot-to-trot cheerleading hottie from MAC. POP! Yes, I know, its true, you are amazing, the so called prom queen of MAC
(if we do that, I really dont know). SIX! You're Russell's Blond-ish bombshell who knows what she wants, and you get it too!
SQUISH! Anyways, now that I've totally pissed you offI feel I have to say that it has been a pleasure to meet someone who
is a Madonna, and a lovely number of the sixy merry murdresses of the Cook County Jail. UH OH! You are a dynamic leader and
a great friend. SICEROL! In conclusion, I want you to remember to avoid evin magnetic bacteria. LIPSHITZ! Luv ya lots!
Danielle: It has been a pleasure to know you, and to get
to know you, even though we are not very close I have gained much in counting you as a friend. Good luck in the future in
whatever endeavors you undertake, best wishes and good luck.
Bronwen: I have had an amazing time getting to know you,
working with you and having fun with you. I really dont know if I am doing this right, but as you organized this suprise you
can tell me if I'm doing something wrong. I ahve come to realize that a page is a large space to fill, and I realize it doesnt
have to be totally full, but hey, luv ya Bronwen, even i fyou cant spell my last name! (jk). On a more serious note, I do
sincerely wish you all the best in whatever you become, and I say whatever due to the fact that we cannot be certain what
we will be doing tomorrow, let alone years from now. So, whatever you end up (teaching Punjabi dance in Canamaroon), whatever
you are doing (adding another face to Mt. Rushmore) and whoever you do it with (Walt Disney, yes I know hes dead) I hope you
find happiness, peace and love. Luv ya lots!
Tom: You are #4 in the order in which I wrote these things,
due to the order we were put on the sheet. I must say that this year, well the last three, but especially this one, has been
a huge learning experience for me. In fact, I know enough about you that I could stalk you...watching you sleep at night,
watching as you change, as you.....shower (yuck!!) Dont worry Tom, I wont stalk you, as the very thought of seeing
you sans clothing, or watching watever you do at night makes me physically ill. But, you're a good guy, a good techie, a good
brother and a good friend, most of the time anyways. Now, whatever side of the fence you're on, dont straddle it, or bad things
will happen. Good luck in the future, best wishes for your university (aka post secondary) career, and I hope to see you at
the U of A!!
Anne: I have enjoyed getting to know you this past year.
I cant thank you enough for the great script you gave us to film, and I appologize again for the water I spent making your
house/street looking "rained" on. I wish you the best of hope, happiness and success in post secondary and beyond. I sincerely
hope that Will and I didn't ruin the movie through editing, but if we did, its a little late to change it now eh? Well thank
you for everything, good luck for everything and I'll see you later! Luv ya lots!
Will: Will, we've spent a lot of time together, you are indeed
like a conjoined twin, or at least a brother. Lots of time filming and editing which helped us establish that deep loving
intimate bond that trancends gender and age...or not. I have had many an experience with you that I would not of had otherwise,
I still that that Roadrunner has the best donairs in the city, for the best price, but as you say, hunger is the best sauce,
and I only have a super donair with cheese when I'm hungry. ( I guess that makes sense as if I wasnt hungry why get one, it
wouldnt serve any purpose) But I disgress, I am continually amazed at your driving skills, especially in the parking aspect,
and your ability to deal with smoking steering wheels. I will alwasy remember the things we almost did, the tings we did do,
the food we ate, and drinks we consumed, SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWA [side note, I, Alex, told you about that, its mine!] power
to the people and all that rot. Boy I'm glad we've had this time, learning and stuff, but I'm also glad our formal education
is comming to an end, hope to see you in the summer and next year in university. Keep it "up" (hehe).
Kathleen: It is always a pleasure to meet another Dutch person,
we are great, aren't we? It has been a lot of fun getting to know you, and I am always amazed when you and Laura whip up those
awesome costumes (the Renisance Drama dress comes to mind). I wish you the best of luck in the future, happiness, prosperity
and love. Luv ya lots!
Paul: It must be said, after all is (almost) done that we
have had an intereseting friendship, punctuated with a little craziness every now and then. I have many memories, Movieworks,
Midsummer, when you joined my chem class, its all good. I hope, whatever you intend to do, wherever you intend to go, I'm
sure you will get there, do it and move on. You are sure of yourself which is a big step towards the final goal of self reliance.
I wish you the best of luck, the best of life and the best of love.
Russell S. Bell: Whether its me seeing your phallus 3 times
in one day, or the "near nudity" that happens every true film shoot, or the folley work that we have left to "Jack" it has
been interesting. Penis extenders, corn dogs and pubic hair (which I still dont get how you could pull out) interacting with
you has never been dull. I still say that lights emit light, but I dare you to prove they dont "suck in dark". Here hoping
that you dont have to be gay to be famous, for while to have a true orgasm a man has to ahve something stimulating his prostate
(in his ass). I certainly hope you never have to really experience it (although if thats what you want, go for it, but dont
come back complaining that it hurts to sit). I must say, however, that it has been a pleasure getting to know Russell S. Bell,
good luck, peace, harmony, truth and love.
Laura:
My dear Laura,
I have a confession, I am a man filled with both Pride and
Prejudice, I misjudged you, and it was both calous and rude. I must pray for your forgiveness, as I try to win back your
heart, even though I am the richest man in the country, save for King Richard of course, and even though I can promise you
a life of luxury and ease, that is not enough for you, you deserve and desire a career, future, job, time at the how do you
say, ah yes, university. I urge you to remember our time spent together, frollicking in the halls of MacDonald, that grand
house that has now become the property of your inane uncle, but nonetheless, I can only offer you this, best wishes, fondests
memories and the hope of seeing you in the future.
Sincerely,
Mr. Darcy
Ps. Oops! Boy do I feel dumb, wrong Laura! Well easy to make
the mistake, graet working and playing with you Laura, Luv ya lots.
Alexis: I must, first of all, thank you for the killer script
that is 'Pariahs'. Second thatks for all the awesome shindings at your place, sorry I couldn't make it to more of them! Well,
you were always there to lend a helping hand, to start a project and to be a friend. I wish you the best of luck and I hope
that someday you will be able to purcahse your very own Lexus, as there is no other car (or SUV) that would suit you better
("Who are you?" "Alexis" "Oh, what do you drive?" " A Lexus") Anyways I wish you the best of luck in your post secondary career,
and success in whatever field you go into. Luv ya lots!
G^2 (Emma): It has indeed been a pleasure to get to know you, even though you
seemed to have dissed our "morning crew" but I wont hold that against you - much. It is really unfortunate at your names palcement
on this sheet, I must admit I am running out of "good" ideas for things to write about. But, boo-ya for your leg, way to go
with Midsummer, and your portrayal of Mary was great. At any rate, I've had lots of fun with you, and even though our
pranks might not have worked in the past, we will get you, and get you good. Luv ya tonnes!
Madame Ere (R-man): Hello, this is a note for you, its sorta weird writting these
for guys, but, oh well. I just want you to remember all the mornings we spent together (in the school) and the block 5 spares
that we did dumb shit in. MIdsummer, which you played a mean Puck in, and all the other stuff. I will come to your Asian Noodle
House, or whatever, so I can say "I was served by Madame Ere" - just kidding! Anyways, best of luck in the future, open that
casino and retire at 25 buddy! Good luck! $$
Lisa: It has been a time that we have had together, physics 20, a very interesting
class to say the least. Well here's to the power of convertable tanning "even all around". Anyways, best of luck in university
and enjoy life! Luv ya lots!
James: I must say that you are a very loyal friend. It has been a pleasure to
share class, and movieworks. Sorry for hitting your wall and that, to this day, I almost always drive past your house
every time I drop you off. It has been said before, and deserves to be said again "You saved the movie" (for realistic effect
read that line at two in the morning after being rudely awakened). Also I am happy that I associated with the ultimate sex
object for all women and most men, you, and the XL1. Anyways, best of luck in post secondary and always remember that "Lets
make sure history never never forgets the name 'Enterprize'". Anum Omega.
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