NO! You were not right because you did not KNOW you were right!
-Mr.
Kirk after all three of us gave the right answer MANY times.
This is blue. We're going to call it......blue.
-Mr. Kirk after learning his colors.
No way man, you gotta do it with a white cow, now THATS the shit!!
-Emma
talking about her more than normal vegitarian fantasies....
Now we're going to talk about.....COCK. What? I can say that!! It's a rooster!
-Mr. Kirk in one of his 'moods'....yuck.
Mr. Kirk: Whats that feeling when you're feeling sexy?
Alex (annoyed): Horny
Mr. Kirk: THATS IT!!!
So what? Did these tests clone themselves??
-a joke on Mr. Kirk's wall, with a teacher talking to two students with the same answers on a test.
Breathe with your gills!
-another joke on the wall of a fish with its mouth open.
Thats all of the good newts, now on to the bad newts.
-yet another joke on the wall of a newscrew who are all newts.
This is a NUCLEOTIDE.
-Mr. Kirk, every FREAKING class!!!
Alex (approaching Emma): So Em, what are you up to?
Emma: Oh nothing really, I was just wondering what the genotypes
and phenotypes of the students who take biology are as in comparison to those who take physics, also in comparison as to those
who take both courses!
Alex: ME TOO!!!!! Lets make a chart!
