General Message to the Group:

            Hi guys, probably wont see a lot of you guys next yearbut look me up when Im famous (and have an Oscar or two) Ill give you guys some money and stuff(but not if I dont have my Oscar)Have fun with the rest of your life.and remember to Be a Rock and not to Roll oh and welcome to the jungle oh and your lifes gonna be a highway to hell and schools out for the summer, school out for everschools been blown to pieces oh and

Your (my) Plans for the Future:

Be a rich and famous actor/director, to win an Oscar or twoto leave my thumbprint on society without being a Willie Lowmanand to invite James over every once in a while so I can race my Ford against his Chevy.

Bronwen:

Hi Bronwen how are you? Thats good. Yeah, so sorry about the fish but hey at least thats a gift you wont forget for a long time(sorry about that). Hey someday you'll look back at this and laugh.....right? So anyhoo you were a lot of fun, one of the more tolerable people in our group....I mean....well...I...I love you Bronwen...anyhoo well keep liking good music and good cars and good sports...even though ringette isn't really a sport or good....I mean...yeah thats what I meant. Anyhoo better go...ciao!

Alex:

            Howdy Alex! So this was an interesting year, wasn't it...Well I guess I was your friend this year. I mean, we did talk more than once, although I still dont think we knew each other in grade 10. Well have fun being a teacher in the future and ummm well I cant really think of anything else to say except the following has come to my attention: Green day, Buffy, and your dad's Vette all suck compared to the power of AC/DC, the Simpsons, and any ford.

Paul: 

        Hey Paul! So we've had some interesting times, summer of grade 10 the amazing hiking trip which almost killed us all, but we survived. Well our bodies did, I dont know about our psyche. Anyhoo, you were always there to have useless  information on almost every subject and supplied tons of significant information on the girls and their plans etc. You did a killer job in the movie (get it I used killer cause well, you know, killer the movie. they thought I would. nevermind) Anyhoo you added a great twist to the movie and made people laugh. Lets face it Paul, you were a perfect Paul.

Tom:

            Tom, Tom, Tom. I dont think theres enough big words to use to make up stuff about you, but hey, if there was ever an anti-matter influx which blew out the plasma coils, and gamma radiation was flooding all compartments as a warp core explosion was imminent, well, I would go to you to tell me what the hell was going on, even though the Death Star could so whoop the Borg's ass! Its been not only an interesting 3 years but an even more interesting 6 years. Keep pissing off the teachers and using overdramatic speeches and hand movements!

Anne:

            Hey Anne! The official writer of Pariahs! Well one of them. Hurray!  Well its been an interesting 3 years. My first memory is still of you in my grade 10 social class, and you and Melissa on icq, but then the movie thing came into view and I guess we developed a bigger friendship. I wish you luck with your script writing career and I urge you to continue your music you really do remind me of that Avril Lavigne chick.

Will:

            I hate you I hope you die. I never liked you from the beginning. Well you'll understand why I'm not writing much to you. I mean nobody understands me better than you and I think I can say nobody understands you like I do honey, not even some bitch whos always on the rag J

Kathleen:

            Hey Cara, well its been an interesting timeI dont think anybody ever fought more than you and I did about how someone should dress, but hey, I wont hold it against you. I mean you are after all Dutchand if It wasnt for me do you think you really would have past chem. Well, okay you probably would have and with better marks too. But would you have had fun? Good luck with your future.

Russell:

            Hey Russell, I must sayyour were always the hottestI mean everybody loved you!and I mean youre so funny!!! I hope you become as famous as you should beI always remember you as the person who was the best at everything (Except typing! This is a note from Alex, after I've spent half an hour redoing Russell's grammar/spelling/spacing AND punctuation! I left this message un edited so you could all see what I had to fix for everyones message!)

 Alexis:

            Alexis well what can I say about you? You seem to be the smart one of our group. Sure you're a little shy, but hey you seem to kick ass at everything else from piano to writing plus your rich. I'm positive youll go far (and youll have to drive        A Lexus when you do) and its really weird that a person like you is the one who has the mom who MAKES you skip all the time. Well better keep on skipping theres lots of tests to come.

Tim:

            Well Mr. Bouwsema lets face it, without you to drive me to get lunch everyday, I would have starved. Its interesting how far we've come in just one year. I mean this time last year I only knew you as one of the funnier people in my drama class. Well good luck with the teaching career and hey, maybe someday you will get that Pontiac Grand Am GT. 

Constance:

            Well, Constance, who would have thought that we'd be where we are now? I mean from our first impressions of each other (me doing limp bizkit and you wanting to be my you know what buddy) things didnt seem like they'd end up like they are now, but I must say that weve both matured, well I have kinda maybe a little...okay I think I've regressed, but anyhoo now I think we perfectly suit each other. Love ya and, well, yes.

Laura:

            Ahh miss green peace. Well I've kinda known you for a while now, haven't I, and we've had some interesting times, you as the outspoken advocate for everythingand me as the outspoken advocate against everything. Let the fun begin, or rather, continue. Yeah anyhoo, you always stood by what you believed in and I respect that. Plus you were rich and I respect that as well.

Danielle:

            Hey Danielle! Wait a minute, you remind me of someone who went to my Junior High, but I just cant put my finger on who that would be...well at least you're a true patriot and shop at this countries founding retail outlet. How 'bout that, we were founded by a retail store. Oh well nobodys perfect, beside me of course. Anyhoo I must thank you for passing me in math (lets face it without you I would have been screwed and lost as to what was going on) have fun in whatever you choose to do.

James:

            James well what can I say? Oh yeah, CHEESE! Man six years already and we haven't even killed each other yet. Well hey I guess thats cause we always keep it fun, from sweet cars to sweet tunes. Thank God for our general lack of pop music and rice rockets. Hey, well I guess I can keep this short, I dont intend to disappear from the face of the earth from you at least, not until were done Mario. See ya tomorrow I guess. Hey wanna go cruising with Ig?

Emma:

            Well, what can I say Emma, other that I hate you! You come into my city, flirt with everyone and string them along and then steal my man! Even though I may have had a minor part in that actual event happening. Well let me tell you, you have been the subject of much talks, most of which have settled on you either being evil incarnate or a robot but I guess I'll have to ask Will just how human you are. Anyhoo have fun saving the rainforest or whatever it is you plan to do. Hey if scientists were able to genetically modify an animal that begged you to eat it and its soul desire was to be eaten, would you take a bite?

 R-man:

            R-man, well what can I say? You always seemed to have something to say and you always seemed to be fun to pick on a little. Mostly cause you four feet tall and a scrawny little Asian. Anyhoo you stole our heart with Romero and well, what can I say? I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

 Lisa:

            Hey Lisa. Well I guess you've had an interesting time. I cant really remember when we became friends or how, but its been a long time. Well three years. But hey, thats a long time. We never really hung out a lot but I remember we always used to have a lot of fun at Klondike Days. I guess you just spent too much time with all those boys of yours, you always seem to have several of them around or in the works. Well good luck in the future.

Marc:

            Well, well, well I have no clue how we managed it, but we went from trying to kill each other as enemies to trying to kill each other as friends. I've learned a lot from you, like the lack of existence of apple crème to the phonetic spelling of  nee-o-keeif. That is what its called. Well lets hope you never become a politician, the worlds had enough fascists and you're starting to remind us a little to much of Melnyk, you power mongering bastard WOP. Anyhoo I hope you outgrow this rap phase of yours. Rap may use guns as a musical instruments, but just remember only rock has solar powered electric laser beam guitars!

Shari:

            Hey Shari, well lets face it, we did have fun with each other these three years and I wish you luck in the future. Remember all those times with you, me, James and Ig. Ahh those were the days. Anyhoo I wish you luck in your future pursuits and well, I think well probably be in touch so theres no need to finalize any farewells....